Raptor (raptor41887) wrote,
Raptor
raptor41887

lol subconscious

I have silly dreams sometimes. Last night I dreamt that I discovered lobsters were plotting to overthrow humanity and take over the world. I captured a lobster (it was wearing metal... armor or something) and the following dialogue ensued:

Me: I've eaten lobsters... well, I've eaten a lobster. Does that piss you off? Do you want to kill me?
Lobster: (nods)
Me: But you've eaten humans, and that doesn't piss me off, so obviously we have our differences.
Lobster: (nods)

I don't remember the rest. But it was silly.
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