Raptor (raptor41887) wrote,
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Amusing dialogue from a dream

Some amusing dialogue from a dream I had last night.

In the dream, I'm being fitted for a tux. Presumably this includes shoes.

Tailor: (staring at my feet) How big are your feet, anyway? They're huge!
Me: Size twelve.
(beat)
Me: Don't ask. If you ask about 'big feet', I'm gonna stab you.
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